False Eyelashes
"EYES LIKE SOPHIA"
The ads do compare'em
But, oh, for the life of me,
How do I wear'em
They cling to my fingers
Then fall to the floor
That wears off the glue
So I put on some more.
Carefully, carefully,
I put one on straight....
I know it will stay
If I just meditate.
There! Take a look!
Be careful; don't blink!
Oops, there it goes
Falling into the sink.
Now wiping it dry,
I count up to ten,
Add some more glue
And try it again.
And again and again
'Til there's more glue than lash.
By this time my eyelid's
Developed a rash.
My left eye is swollen.
"SOPHIA" I'm not,
And the tube of adhesive
Is gone in one shot.
My teary right eye
Reads the side of the box:
"Contains enough glue
For 3 months (approx.)"
Words by Bahira 1983